The Purpose

There are a great number of sex toy reviewers out there and while I do not wish to disparage their work, the subjectivity of the vast majority of reviews rather throws the possibility of comparison to the winds. I've devised an approach which is as objective as possible which generates a set of unitless values for each toy, representing the potential of a given device. The higher the potential, the more likely it'll be able to satisfy a person.

The Methodology

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The Complicated Formula

The Gorgeous Results

The Survey

In an effort to keep the above results as objective as possible, several variable coefficients are adjusted dynamically according to data collected through a continuing anonymous survey. If you're reading this, chances are YOU have valuable Sex Toy Opinions... and I want to hear them! Fill out the embedded form below, or tap the QR code (or scan, to share).